Fun and Kudos

A genealogist was recently touring the Czech Republic. She stopped in a local shop when she noticed a beautiful leather bag in the window she absolutely had to have. After haggling for practically twenty minutes, she and the shopkeeper arrived at an agreeable price far less than the original asking price. The genealogist then took out her Velcro wallet and proceeded to open it, at which point the shopkeeper exclaimed "Dobre, dobre. There's a nice Bohemian wallet, it even screams when you open it!"

[NOTE: The "Skoda" is the Slovak equivalent of the infamous "Yugo."]

 
Q: Why do Skodas have a heated back window?
A: So your hands will be warm when you're pushing the car.